Sarah Palin: the Christians’ porn star.

Sarah Palin’s whole “naughty librarian” shtick has not passed beneath anyone’s notice.  She’s hot, mates for life, evidently has had sex at least five times, and likely has a pistol secreted somewhere on her person at any given moment.  What’s not to love? 

While Palin has been largely embraced by conservative Christians, she’s poses a new problem: inspiring Christian men to impure thoughts and their correlative actions: fornication and masturbation.

This from the blog, Calvinists 4 Conservatism (you know, as opposed to those Calvinists who favor anarchy): “McCain’s VP choice, Sarah Palin, suddenly made me want to vote for him, as long as the LORD smites him while he’s in office. She’s consistently conservative on all the issues, and if she’s good enough forThe Forerunner, she’s good enough for me. The Forerunner agrees with me that McCain must be smitten, as well, so I’m obviously not alone in my viewpoints. The only thing that worries me is if I will be drawn into temptation to masturbate and fornicate by her charming, stunning looks.”

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