Monthly Archives: September 2008

Bristol Palin’s Baby Daddy Revealed! Cue the gullible masses…

You knew it would come to this, didn’t you?  Someone claiming to be Bristol’s paramour and the father of her unborn baby has come forth – and on You Tube, no less!  Of course, the young man lives in LA … Continue reading

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Sarah Palin: the Christians’ porn star.

Sarah Palin’s whole “naughty librarian” shtick has not passed beneath anyone’s notice.  She’s hot, mates for life, evidently has had sex at least five times, and likely has a pistol secreted somewhere on her person at any given moment.  What’s … Continue reading

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Palin’s Pregnancy: please, god, let this story go away.

I’ve received a lot of comments from readers and friends asking why I write about Sarah Palin in every. single. recent. post.  What are your thoughts on Russia’s promises to withdraw its troops from Georgia within a month, they ask? … Continue reading

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Sarah Palin and Jesus: BFF

As Americans, we’re used to hearing politicos of every stripe prattle on about their faith. Most of the time, I get this vague sense that they don’t really mean it, that they’re just going through the motions, that they’re too … Continue reading

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McCain and the VPILF: video of the Palin pick

So sue me, my sources were wrong.  What can I say.  Turns out, someone got McCain and Palin on tape at the exact moment when he dropped the news on her that she was his choice for VPILF. And, by … Continue reading

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Palin’s speech: declaring a new culture war

Though she’d succeeded in keeping the news cycle all to herself for these past six days, few of us had actually heard Sarah Palin speak.  Tonight’s performance at the RNC introduced us not only to Gov. Palin and her family, … Continue reading

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Palin vs. Putin

Debating hypotheticals is what political nerds do when they’re sitting at a bar since they’re too shy to talk to women.  Such debates are always an asinine waste of time. Except when they’re not.  On rare occasions they’re necessary.  Today is … Continue reading

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